All Late and After The Fact

But so what, I don't care, lol. I got tagged by Alli at a time when I wasn't up on my reading...so...here goes nuthin'...

7 things I plan to do before I die:
Re-learn French.
Get out of debt.
Own property.
Visit Africa.
Work for myself.
Have a family of my own.
Adopt more pets.

7 things I can do:
Work with my hands. (in more ways than one)
Lend a listening ear.
Watch TV all damn day and only get out of bed to pee.
Tie a cherry stem in a knot w/my tongue. (this I have done a couple times, so it counts, dammit!)
Write poetry.
Spoil my kitty (cat).
Comfort a friend.

7 things I cannot do:
Iceskate or rollerblade.
Ride a horse. (although, I've never done it, so maybe I can, I just don't know)
Stick to a budget.
Deal w/random bullsht.
Get anywhere on time. (most of the time)
Add huge numbers in my head.
Cry on request. (I'll laugh instead)

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
Intellect.
Generosity.
Kindness.
Consistency.
nice, FULL Lips.
Broad shoulders/back.
A little bit of a bad boy. (but not too bad..let's not get it twisted!)

7 things that I say most often:
Yeah...aiiight!
Whatever, Loser.
Say word...
Da fck/Da hell???
R U Serious???
I'm sayin', yo...
Girl, please!

7 celebrity crushes:
Adam Rodriguez (CSI: Miami)
Orlando Bloom
Maxwell
Damon Wayans
Ice Cube
Allen Iverson
Matthew McConaughey
**added BONUS**
Fiddy CENTS's body (yeah, just the body, thanks...)